It's murder! It's murder! Attention all units we've got a 245 Head West on Loxahatchee Rd and south on N.U. Drive Another student harvest under the firing pin The feds are drawing straws to see who contacts his next of kin, And her next of kin, And all of today's next of kin. It's murder! That's what some people say To sit on your hands and ignore it, hoping it all goes away It's murder! That's what some people say Political loss when counting the cost will kill any calls for change Revenge is served up in an AR magazine He packed a mental selfie of every nasty thing they've done to him Some argue the statistics are merely hype and bluff. And that could well be true, but surely isn't one death enough? Just one death's enough? But surely just one life's enough? It's murder! That's what some people say To sit on your hands and ignore it, hoping it all goes away It's murder! That's what some people say Political cost when counting the loss will kill any call for change Best Solution, all the while is to Take the teachers to the supplier Give the principal a pump-action rifle, For the Library teachers silencers are required Train lunch ladies to become snipers, Have the History teachers returning musket fire Laser guns for teachers of science Maybe teaching the value of life would be wiser (Train the principal to fight, The lunch ladies aim their pistols left and right, Science teachers laser beams are burning bright) It's murder! That's what some people say To sit on your hands and ignore, it hoping it all goes away It's murder! That's what some people say Political cost when counting the loss will kill any change It's murder! That's what some people say To sit on your hands and ignore, it hoping it all goes away It's murder! That's what some people say We're trying to understand but from over here this all seems insane