She cheated And it hurt But I'm okay But I'm not I'm feeling stupid Where are you cupid Why'd you do this? Could you not? I never realized how fast It's possible to fall in love again With a beautiful girl And a dark dark heart You won't be fucking missed I'll post a sad tweet that gets you thinking I wanna talk but you won't stop screaming Baby, you're half the reason It's freakin' (Sad Boy Season!) Why do you hate my Prius? What's wrong with being vegan? I hope your Webkinz die but I'll keep our snap streak alive So you're leaving And you're screaming Why did I find out Through your mom? I'll forget you And all your friends too No more grandkids For your mom I always knew that you were fake And you never were the type to commit What's wrong with me That you had to leave For the guy that you slept with? I'll post a sad tweet that gets you thinking I wanna talk but you won't stop screaming Baby, you're half the reason It's freakin' (Sad Boy Season!) Why do you hate my Prius? What's wrong with being vegan? I hope your Webkinz die but I'll keep our snap streak alive Why did you change the Netflix password on me? I don't deserve this painful agony I guess I'm gonna go create my own account But God I sure hope I get a FUCKING discount (Was that too much, or?) I'll post a sad tweet that gets you thinking Wanna talk but you won't stop screaming Baby, you're half the reason It's freaking (Sad Boy Season!) Why do you hate my Prius? What's wrong with being vegan? I hope your Webkinz die but I'll keep our snap streak alive What the fuck is up with Netflix raising prices? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah