He walks around like he owns the place Whatever he wants He promptly gets We work hard to please his Majesty: Banquets and laser beams of every kind I know it may seem quite strange How we go out of our way every day But you just need To look him in the eye to see That he has magic powers He can make all your worries disappear It's freaking 4 a.m. And his Majesty thinks the day must begin Although the first wake up call Always ends up with a kiss If we don't make haste Along comes a fist I know it's rather hard to believe Someone would put up With his wild mood swings But as he curls up in your lap you'll see That he has magic powers He will make you smile when everything is grim He has magic powers He has magic powers He will make all your worries disappear