You stub your toe when you get out of bed And you slip in the shower and you knock your head If you miss your breaky and your bike tyre's flat If your dog eats your lunch and you step on the cat Remember the Lord Remember that he is in control Remember the Lord He's watching his children He cares, Oh-Oh Remember the Lord If you get to school about a half hour late And the principal meets you at the gate If you cant remember 1 plus 2 And you're busted for something you didn't do Remember the Lord Remember that he is in control Remember the Lord He's watching his children He cares Remember the Lord If your Dad is crusty and your mum's in a flap And you spill the custard in your sister's lap If you're sent to bed and you don't know why And you cant get to sleep and you just want to cry Remember the Lord Remember that he is in control Remember the Lord He's watching his children He cares Remember the Lord Well if you're hitting the skids and you're up the creek If you're down and out and things look bleak If you're in the pits and you're out for a duck If you're long in the tooth and short of a buck Remember the Lord Remember that he is in control Remember the Lord He's watching his children He cares Remember the Lord