I got sand in my hair
Sand down in my underwear
I don't understand where all this sand comes from
I got sand in my nose
I got sand between my toes
And I'd love to share if you'd care for some
While you laugh
I just had to take a bath
Yes it's true
It's me right now next time it might be you
I got sand in my socks
I got sand in my lunchbox
And sand inside my sandwich isn't cool
And now there's sand in my belly
From my peanut butter and jelly
It's a sand buffet while I play this tune
While you laugh
I just took another bath
Yes it's true
It's me right now next time it might be you
What if the sky stuck to you?
Little birds and feathers too
And random clouds every now and then
And what if stars from outer space
Covered you from foot to face
Without a doubt I'll help you out my friend
I won't laugh
While you take your seventh bath
Now you see
It could be you or it might be me
Help me please!
If it's sand or killer bees
Yes it's true
It's me right now next time it might be you
Sand is not that bad
I'll keep the problems that I have
I've become friends with most of them I guess
And when problems stick to you
Like a little dog doo on your shoe
Hold your nose I'll fetch the hose for you
While you laugh
I just took a hundred baths
Yes it's true
It's me right now next time it might be...