Sometimes life can get you down Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground Sometimes mountains crumble down around you And you feel there's nothing you can do When your skies turn gray It kinda turns me gay Hoh yeah It fuckin' turns me gay Kinda queer Fuckin' turns me gay Oh, fuck yeah Oh, gay Today Ah I mean, gay Sometimes life gets you down You gotta fuckin' pick yourself up by your bootstraps Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost There is a cost that you must pay Fuck yeah And then it turns you gay Oh yeah It fuckin' turns you gay Pretty gay Sometimes it tears your fuckin' asshole apart You can barely fart Sometimes the only thing that can help you Is when the fuckin' gerbil pushes his little hairs And tickles that little Fuck yeah Somebody find me a fuckin' funnel and a gerbil I think I'm turnin' gay Oh Oh yeah Buck n' five