I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy The gerbil lovin' when-, where-, and how-boy I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy What's my hotdog without your buns? Out here on the range, we're having fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him a ballad Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad I'm Hank Steel the real cow- So where we at? That fart Are we rolling? I'm Hank I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy I'll grab your buttcheeks and... We got the first, so let me we got this one What's my hot dog without your buns? Out here on the range, we're havin' fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy Now we need a bridge What I have for the bridge is... It takes a real man To fuck another man My mating call is... Understand?