A Tesla Coil A Tesla Coil My wife's been fitted with a Tesla Coil If I get frisky in the marital bed Sparks shoot down her leg What a shock What a shock 10, 000 volts shoot through my cock My wife protects herself from me With electricity She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you It's agony, and sometimes women die She knew she could not trust me To be chaste by will alone So she went to see that Tesla guy A Christmas tree A Christmas tree Her skirt lights up like a Christmas tree If I act inappropriately When we're out after dark Her bustle glows Her bustle glows It starts to crackle, then explodes Lighting up the neighbourhood With blue and purple sparks She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you It's agony, and sometimes women die She knew she could not trust me To be chaste by will alone So she went to see that Tesla guy Tesla Nikola Tesla Tesla Nikola Tesla Tesla Nikola Tesla Tesla Nikola Tesla A Tesla Coil A Tesla Coil It's enough to make a man's blood boil My conjugal rights have all been spoiled It's a bloody disgrace Nikola Nikola Get your arse back over here If you cannot explain yourself I'll smash you in the face.