I have a friend who's only joy in life Is to skate, surf and flog his log That is all he wants to do And I think that's really great Then, one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if he was sad that day ♪ He can't surf (can't surf), he can't skate (can't skate) And he sure can't masturbate No more He can't surf (can't surf), he can't skate (can't skate) And he sure can't masturbate No more ♪ Then, one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if he was sad that day Guess if he was sad Guess if he was sad that day Guess if he was sad Guess if he was sad that day