Every night I watch the late show And you know My only dream Is to be there on the screen I'd chat a bit with Dave He'd listen to what I'd say And read my name From a hidden frame And pretend that he knows me He'd say I look Like million bucks Through he doesn't give a fuck About who I am About what I'm saying Or what he thinks of me I just want to be On international TV So a lot of people I don't know Can't see me I wish to God I was on Dave Letterman I wish to God And you can't blame me I wish to God I was on Dave Letterman He's the most powerfull And comical man On american TV, D Television rules The world we know And Letterman Sits at the throne Till the break of Dave When the late late show Comes to take my Dave away