Do you remember when she'd follow us around
With stars in her eyes all over the town?
Showing up at every place went pretending like it was an accident?
I thought she was pretty lame
And when I tried to figure out her stupid game
Soon enough I would find what was really on her mind
Attempts to climb the social ladder
But nobody was paying much attention
Trying too hard with things that hardly mattered
And was somewhat embarrassing
She moved to Ukrainian village a few months ago
And started hanging out at the Fireside Bowl
With a new look and attitude that went against everything I once knew
I thought I would push aside any problems I had
Giving benefit of the doubt in such a short time much had changed
Suddenly I was the odd man out
I must admit I was a bit surprised taken aback
To be greeted with a roll of the eyes and a condescending laugh
You must be kidding me?
When did you become suddenly cool? I saw you last year
And you were such a tool
Dyed your hair black bought horned rimmed glasses to match
And a whole new circle of friends suddenly cool
I felt like I was back in third grade
In a playground all the hipsters made
Obeying ever rule of the punk rock handbook
Drinking Pabst, the Betty Paige look
You should've heard her try to speak
If you weren't the flavor of the week
Bored and above it all leaning up against the wall
I was hoping that I would be wrong that you did some growing up
But it just confirmed what I suspected all along in all it's absurdity
When did you become suddenly cool?