But there's only one that you need to hear from tonight
New York, I'm about to win this competition (yeah)
Maria! Give me a beat
Ooh, muy bien
So, since the day I arrived in England
Let's just say my faith has been tested on more than one occasion
First things first
I'm shipped over from Spain on the night of my sweet 16th
To marry some prince called Arthur, and I'm like, "Okay"
Then Arthur died, so naturally, I'm imprisoned for seven years
Really helped with the grieving process, you know?
But still, I'm like, "Okay, ha!"
But thank God, they rescued me just in time to marry Prince Henry
My dead husband's brother
Okay, so I'm thinking, "Uh, bit weird"
But if you seen him back in the summer of '09, let me tell you
He was okay
So, seven years later, we're still trying for an heir
He's trying really hard
And I'm like, "Ugh, okay"
Then he starts coming home late, "I was just out with my ministers"
But there's lipstick on his ruff, and I'm like, "Okay!"
Suddenly, he wants to annul our marriage
Moved some side chick into my palace
And moved me into a convent
No, can you?
I don't think I'd look that good in a wimple
So I'm like, "No way"