Welcome to the house
To the house of Holbein, ja!
Ooh ja!
Das ist gut, ooh ja!
Ja!
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
Painting all of the beautiful girls
From Spain, to France
And Germany
The King chooses one, but which one will it be?
You bring the corsets, we'll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
So what? The makeup contains lead poison
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine!
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just ja and don't say nein
'Cause now you're in the house
It's a Haus of Holbein, ja!
Ooh ja!
Das ist gut, ooh ja!
Ja!
The Haus of Holbein
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their comes for a Holbein portrait
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Ja, it's wunderbar
For blonder hairs, and you just add a magical ingredient
From your bladder
Try these heels, so high it's naughty
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine!
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just ja and don't say nein
'Cause now you're in the house
It's a Haus of Holbein
Ooh ja!
Das ist gut, ooh ja!
Ja!
The Haus of Holbein