Hairstyles and attitudes -- are they connected? Are the styles we embrace a matter of taste, or of values rejected? Hairstyles and attitudes -- how do they relate? How well do we use our freedom to choose the illusions we create? Blow dried, bouffant, basic training Cops in drag dressed up like whores Cowboys in pony tails, bankers in bangs, Presidents in pompous pompadours Mommas in mohawks, daddies in dreadlocks, Heavy metal goldilocks trying to look tough The wet look, the dry look, the FBI look But can you judge a crook by his coverup? Hairstyles and attitudes -- are they connected? Are the styles we embrace a matter of taste, or of values rejected? Hairstyles and attitudes -- how do they relate? How well do we use the freedom to choose the illusions we create? Razor cut, laser cut, chop-in-channel Curled up, slicked back, hanging in the eyes Parted left, parted right, straight down the middle Scientists say your hair never lies I've done lots of research It may be just hype, but the latest findings cause me to tremble Categorize us into three basic types According to which of the three stooges you most closely resemble Hairstyles and attitudes -- are they connected? Are the styles we embrace a matter of taste, or of values rejected? Hairstyles and attitudes -- how do they relate? How well do we use the freedom to choose the illusions we create? Hairstyles and attitudes Hairstyles and attitudes