I can get so cynical sometimes See the dark side of every silver lining But you cut through the negativity When you do the things you do to me Oooh, I can't get cynical Oooh, I can't get cynical about you If you were anyone else I might suspect I'm just another whom in time you will reject A home improvement project An object for your pleasure But something tells me We have found a lasting treasure Oooh, I can't get cynical Oooh, I can't get cynical about you I can get cynical enough to make you mad I can get cynical about your mom and dad I can be bad you know as well as I do But I'm no cynic when it comes to loving you Oooh, I can't get cynical about you Cynical, I can't get cynical about you I can get cynical about most anything I can get cynical about this song I sing It's just so positive it must be really shallow Flowers on the window ledge, acres lying fallow I don't believe in your theory of creation I don't believe that Mary was a virgin I don't believe in your brother the mystic That's not being cynical That's just being realistic Oooh, I can't get cynical about you Cynical, I can't get cynical about you In this world of cynical souls Actors cast in cynical roles Thank God I know someone so nice Who'll give me respite from my greatest vice Oooh, I can't get cynical Oooh, I can't get cynical about you