You gotta get everybody to come check this shit out
Bang your fucking heads!
That's what I'm talking about
Slipped out the house for a drive
Arrived at the bar on the corner
Hoping to clear my mind
And the time had come to pick up my tab
Gather my thoughts and call up a cab
Just then, I spotted a girl across the bar
So I took a stab
I walked over, far from sober
Tripped on a purse and soaked her
Chest full of bourbon she said
"You did that on purpose, joker!"
"Sorry honey, but here's some money"
And then I dragged my ass
Off the ground, then out the door
And had the sense to call the cab
I'm sipping more than I should
I'm tripping over my words
I've got some money to blow
And I know just where to go
Tonight, I'm living the dream
Tonight is consequence free
It's time to start up the show
'Cause now I'm ready to go
Felt a tap on my shoulder (Wassup?)
She said "This night still ain't over
And we're only getting older"
I told her
"No need to seduce me
Introduce me to the booty"
No refusing, dropped her panties
Then she strutted right over to me (Shit!)
She needed a place to sit
So I just figured my face would fit
The setting was lit. I'm betting that this chick's
Definitely ready to get to biz
I was reaching for my glass
She grabbed my shirt and dragged my ass
From the door, across the floor
And into bed to have a blast
I'm sipping more than I should
I'm tripping over my words
I've got some money to blow
And I know just where to go
Tonight, I'm living the dream
Tonight is consequence free
It's time to start up the show
'Cause now I'm ready to go
There's no strings attached, girl, it's just lust
There's no strings attached, girl, it's just lust
There's no strings attached, girl, it's just lust
There's nobody here girl, it's just us
There's no strings attached, girl, it's just lust
There's no strings attached, girl, it's just lust
There's no strings attached, girl, it's just lust
There's no strings attached girl, 'cause this ain't love
I'm sipping more than I should
I'm tripping over my words
I've got some money to blow
And I know just where to go
And now she's down on her knees
And she's begging me please
It's time to start up the show...
"Aw fuck it. Let's go!"
Girl, you know there's no strings attached
Come and get you some of that!