Got a call from my cousin Come and get me right now Cause I done lost my woman And I need a night out Said I can't burn it down Cause I'm gettin up early I'm down for one round But around 1: 30 I was sittin' at a Waffle House I think I had grits Started hittin' on a waitress Everything after that gets fuzzy Like a TV in a cheap motel My head feels funny I lost my keys I lost my cell And all of my money Did I crash a party Have a run in with the law Take a swim in a fountain I don't know Cause it's all kinda fuzzy There's a ring on my finger There's a bra on the lamp Gotta get outta this hot tub And try to find my pants Who the hell is Heather And when were we together Cause I've got every letter of her name on my chest Think I got a shiner A cigarette burn Nothin' in that bottle of tequila but the worm It's fuzzy Like static on the radio My head feels funny I lost my watch I lost my clothes And all of my money Did I call my momma Try to break into the mall Did I even pay the cabbie I don't know Cause it's all kinda fuzzy I remember how it started After that it's just a blur Is it a Sunday or a Monday Am I supposed to be at work It's fuzzy Like a tennis ball on my tongue My mouth feels funny I'm blinded by the sun but things ain't sunny Will the roof stop spinnin' Will I find my car I'm way back home right now It's all fuzzy Oh it's fuzzy It's fuzzy (it's fuzzy) Everything is fuzzy (oh fuzzy)