Flu, yo, you gotta be aware
Aware of all the flu, up in the air
I'ma get me a shot, make the flu go away
Flu-hatin' rapper, just rappin' away
Yo, yo, flu-hatin' rapper, it's a flu hatin' rap
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, flu hatin' rap
First, you step to the left
Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
If you don't have the flu, then don't bother listenin'
The flu snot is glistenin'
All around us, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
Go to the crapper, when the poop comes out like liquid
That means you've got the flu
So then, what do you do?
You go to the doctor, you get a shot
Actually, it's too late at that point
This is about flu awareness
Gotta be aware of the flu in the airness
Yo, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
My name is MC Haps, MC Haps
MC Haps, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
Don't need a keeper, don't need a trapper
I'm not a student here, I'm a person you hired
To dance in the fire
The fire of flu awareness
Ha! Hot, hot, hip-hop
It's a flu-hatin' rap
Hey, hey, flu-hatin' rap
First, you step to the left
Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
If you don't have the flu, then don't bother listenin'
The flu snot is glistenin'
All around us, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
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I love Morty
And I hope Morty loves me
I'd like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me