This one's for the digital boy All grown up, he's still playing with toys Keeps them lined up on his shelf Not dusted, no regard for health Roommate's gone, he's by himself All wrapped up in mlp This one's for the digital boy Diet that's intended to destroy At night he will never sleep Stays up and chats and drinks and weeps Go get some vitamin D Isn't it strange how everyone leaves you behind? You're starting to think they're probably right Isn't it strange the way you make crushes cry? You're starting to think, you're starting to fight This one's for the digital boy He needs a few more things he can enjoy It's only february sixth He's planning for a summer trip He'll probably never stop mentioning it This one's for the isolation game Where you lose your friends but do not really change