She was just a young girl When she came out for a ride to this old city She was looking for a bed to lay her head There's one place left in town She walked right in to the Angels Bar And played some pool With one armed shark called Larkin Who let her win his money Because deep down he had a heart of gold Absolutely nothing happened at all She wasn't raped or gang banged By a bunch of motorcycle maniacs Absolutely nothing happened at all. She was never in any kind of trouble at all. She packed her bags in the morning Tiptoed out of the room and she was gone She jumped on to a greyhound bus And headed south west under a deep blue sky A weird looking guy sat next to her And asked her where she was going And she said kind of far He said take care there lady Because you know things can go bad on the road Absolutely nothing happened at all. She wasn't raped or gang banged By a bunch of motorcycle maniacs Absolutely nothing happened at all. She was never in any kind of trouble at all. Nothing happened at all Nothing happened at all She grew up and had some kids And had a happy husband Who didn't beat her he was nice to her And she grew into an old lady and said things like I would like to see the grand children And just before she died when she was 85 on her death bed Absolutely nothing happened at all. She wasn't raped or gang banged By a bunch of motorcycle maniacs Absolutely nothing happened at all. She was never in any kind of trouble at all.