I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter A genius in his prime Anything you can do, I can do better The da Vinci of my time I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am ♪ Woke up, rinsed off And put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work "Hello, boss, how are you? Know I'm five minutes late That old interstate was blocked all the way on up to the avenues" He said, "Son, no excuse Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon You're fired" So here I am, drink in my hand Trying really hard to understand Why I can't just be half the man that the whiskey thinks I am 'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter A genius in his prime Anything you can do, I can do better The da Vinci of my time I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am ♪ Hello, darlin', nice to see you I stole that line from a Conway tune But I don't mind if it helps me get closer to you Please pour us a round Put it all on my tab and fill up your glass Feel free to add more when it gets low Hey, I just lost my job But I still got one last paycheck left to use On you So here I am, drink in my hand Asking you all about your plans Hoping that you'll see just half the man That the whiskey thinks I am 'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter A genius in his prime Anything you can do, I can do better The da Vinci of my time I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am Aw, tell 'em, Brent ♪ 'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter A genius in his prime Anything you can do, I can do better The da Vinci of my time I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am Aw, yeah Tag it, yep