Today I'm going to write about nothing Cause that's just what I want to feel That's right this song's about nothing Cause nothing's better than what's real Today I'm going to sing about nothing Cause that's the only tune that resonates A melody that goes nowhere Does not depress or stimulate Nothing could be better Nothing could be divine Nothing could be a welcome change cause Nothing, no nothing's gonna be fine This song I write is for no one Wasn't even meant to be heard It's lucky I guess that no one's listening cause Nothing could be more absurd Nothing is the matter Nothing the matter at hand Nothing would be a welcome change cause Nothing, no nothing's what I can stand You say it's much ado That good things come to Those who wait so I'm waiting But nothing seems to be Coming to me It's lucky I guess cause That's just what I need I'm living here in this nothing And nothing's quite as it seems But even nothing is something Even if it's just the space that's in between Nothing is the matter Nothing the matter at hand Nothing would be a welcome change cause Nothing, no nothing's what I can stand Nothing Nothing Nothing could be a welcome change It's nothing, no nothing Nothing