Blackstrap molasses
You want affection from the masses
Just forget it, it's whatever
It's nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Maybe you'll die in a motorcar crash
On your weekly trip to the drug store
Heaven forbid you would drive too fast
While having racing thoughts in your mind
Do you have your photo ID?
There's something to be said for sitting in the dark
But I'm pretty sure I saw this movie last year
Evidence! I can't be seen insulted in the residence
We need a macho charismatic president
They put your face on a T-shirt
They're selling the shirt
The shirt was 17.99
Do you have your photo ID?
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Third place in the rat race
You want some wine? I got a whole case
Take some xannies it's whatever
It's nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Maybe you'll die in a motorcar crash
On your weekly trip to the drug store
Heaven forbid you would drive too fast
While having racing thoughts in your mind
Do you have your photo ID?