I'd have sex with you if your body looked like it does with clothes on And I'd have sex with you if my friends would never find out I'd have sex with you if I could watch really good porn in the background And I'd have sex with you if I were a lesbian Your so in my league And I'm so not in yours I'd have sex with you if you weren't surrounded by beautiful women And I'd have sex with you but you haven't shaved your legs I'd have sex with you but I'd rather jack off to someone hotter And I'd have sex with you if I had the flashy thingy from Men in Black But I don't have the flashy thingy So we'd both remember I'd have sex with you if having sex means having sex with your hot friend I'd have sex with you if I could charge you by the minute And I'd have sex with you but you won't have sex with me