Well he wakes up On the beaches of Miami, Florida And he gets a cup of Not coffee but tequila He's got a van And a dog And a guitar To play you a song And if you stick around You might start To sing along He's got a board And a blunt And does Anything That he wants And he doesn't care About his dirty hair Cause he's a Beach bum Beach bum Yeah he's a Beach bum And he doesn't care About his dirty hair Cause he's a Beach bum Beach bum Yeah he's a Beach bum And he doesn't care About his dirty hair (Yeah)