I tried very hard, very hard
But I don't remember
Remember how it started
They spoke very loud, very loud
Always lose their temper
Their temper when you tell 'em you're insane
Two, three, four
And the morning came around
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Last night they snuck into town
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
I don't remember there being, um, much of a fight
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
But we're covered in mosquito bites
We had [something in French]
Spent the days all in search of pleasure
It's pleasure that we're after
They've got this way to pass
Wild-West, Lewis-and-Clarke banter
And we'll slander anyone who disagrees
Two, three, four
And the morning came around
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
We slept outside on the ground
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
I don't remember, um, much about last night
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Covered in mosquito bites
They've gone away
They're not alone
Their evil ways
They'll cheat the mold
For God's sake, come on
God's sake, come on