This fellow that stands before you He feels all dejected and down His life once full of euphoria But now he wears a frown His buddies all try to help him But depression has taken control The chicks that came before him Have finally taken their toll Well, if you know what I'm talking about You know how it can be One more jilt without a doubt I'll join a monastery Beth said she adored me And about that never lied She always fell for a love song Which another guy gladly supplied I thought I'd never recover from The sleepless nights and strain But Judy came along and rescued me And kept me from going insane Well, if you don't know What I'm talking about You're a lucky guy The way she spent for threads and scent Then she left me high and dry Well, if you know What I'm talking about You know how it can be One more jilt without a doubt I'll join a monastery This fellow that stands before you He feels all dejected and down His life once full of euphoria But now he wears a frown His buddies all try to help him But depression has taken control The chicks that came before him Have finally taken their toll Well, if you know what I'm talking about You know how it can be One more jilt without a doubt I'll join a monastery.