Pardon me if I ask thee, If what just happened was reality How one plus one is three to me And how fish have started to climb trees Well it seems all knowledge ain't logic at all Just stories and fables and numbers to call So please slide down and I'll see your saw I'll perplex and bewilder and flummox you all All Brr-am-dum-dum-dum Brr-am-dum-dum-dum Brr-am-dum-dum-dum Brr-am-dum-dum-dum Brr-am-dum-DUM-DUM! La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La Thank you Thank you sir Thank you madame Thank you very much Thank you all very much Thank you all for hearing this Thank you all for hearing this song Thank you all for hearing this here song Thank you all for staying put for this song so far This song really sucks, I don't give no fucks I ain't scared of ducks that have tails and beaks Weeks and weeks have gone by slow No time and place to go sleep Count sheep leaping up and down Clowns that frown keep underground towns Think about it now, think on it later Think of all the times you've heard somebody ask: "Why do you look that way now?" "Who did this to you?" "Forget what you have seen, it's not true" "Don't think we're not out to get-" You can't think nor speak You're not strong, you're weak You can't read or write, you're too small to fight back