I'm a bad witch I don't memorize my rites and spells And I kinda find it hard to tell One theban letter from another Not a good witch If I was I'd honor each holiday The ones where the witches play With the spirits and each other I might believe in magic But lately I'm too depressed To conjure a card trick ♪ I'm no wizard Whether my beard is full and white Or my chin is bald and bright I'm still not worthy of that name Won't turn you to a lizard Nor a newt or bird of feather You'd only get better When I mistake my embers for flame My mind it should be loose But lately I'm wound up tighter Than the knot on a noose ♪ I'm just a sinner Genesis through revelation tell How I'm going straight to Hell But they won't tell you it's full of saints Less than a winner Whether I'm lost I'm still losing But not consciously choosing To burn out or stay the same Clutching crystals and stone I've only just learned that my soul's not my own