HEY! How are ya doin'? I said HEY! Please answer my question Don't ignore me I'm only imploring On what kind of condition your day was in? Is it a good day? (Shop doo wop) Is it a bad one? (Shop doo wop) Is it slightly off or does it just feel great to be alive? Is it sunny? is it raining animals? Is there a hurricane or a tornado ruining your way of life? I hope it's none of them bad ones, and only the good ones But if it's bad, well you know you have my sympathies So Please be careful, & please stay cheerful & please watch your step Or you might just fall & break your knees I wouldn't go killing anybody if I was you! But I ain't you! I AIN'T HIM, I AIN'T HER, I AIN'T THEM, I AIN'T ANYBODY