Biography

"Seattle's Hottest New Pop Sensation" 
 Telehealth is an unpredictable pop band with heavy nods to post-punk, minimal synth, egg-punk, new wave, art rock, glam, and krautrock. 
 Their debut album, Content Oscillator, is an angular collection of songs that alleviate the modern challenge of ‘just trying to not suck’ in the greenwashed, neoliberal, trash fire of a world we have built for ourselves. Utilizing a palette of cold arpeggiated synthesizers, sharp drum machines, herky-jerky rhythms, angular guitar work, melodic bass lines, and stupidly catchy melodies dowsed in honest sarcasm… Content Oscillator embraces the absurdity and contradictory nature of the world we live in. 
 Telehealth is a way of thinking and questioning our world and our place within it. Although the future is much stupider than originally advertised, Telehealth works together with the world's largest and most innovative corporations to offer solutions. The world is sick!!! Telehealth aims to relieve the painful symptoms of modern dread. Telehealth is driven to suspend disbelief about change, but it is also a way of making-do of this dystopian reality we live in. 
 That is all to say, Telehealth is not a famous band, but they are trying to become a famous band. 
 Telehealth is a for profit company.