One minute you're selling me an automobile
The next minute you're telling me I shouldn't have wheels
You want me to feel heinous, a real anus, pray to Jesus
Yet Musk must go to Venus is a giant penis
Oh that's genius, gather round have you seen this
Three billionaires going to space to redeem us
They wanna protect democracy by killing the civilians
Funding a militia and sacrificing millions
While we condemn Hitler but we celebrate Columbus
So If we believe then we must be the dumbest
John got run down but he died of covid
Jim got shot dead but he died of covid
Jane had a cardiac arrest but she died of covid
Josh committed suicide but he died of covid
What about EBOLA? There's no vaccine
What about Malaria? There's no vaccine
What about Syphilis? There's no vaccine
And HIV? No there's no vaccine
In the name of the Holy Dollar
The Gold Race and the Petrol Emperor
I hereby swear my allegiance to the Chevy Empala
May Big Pharma do all that's decent
Can't think of any scandals recent
That would impair my reason
Plant the trees in treason
Preparing next season
Together keep breathing
Swine flu, bird flu
Curlew curfew
No-one to nurse you
This might hurt you
First come first due
Oh you curse you
Lost your virtues
It's getting worse too
Swine flu, bird flu
Curlew curfew
No-one to nurse you
This might hurt you
First come first due
Oh you curse you
Lost your virtues
It's getting worse too
John got run down but he died of covid
Jim got shot dead but he died of covid
Jane had a cardiac arrest but she died of covid
Josh committed suicide but he died of covid
What about EBOLA? There's no vaccine
What about Malaria? There's no vaccine
What about Syphilis? There's no vaccine
And HIV? No there's no vaccine