T'is incredible Since times medieval These girls are edible Jolie Julie Jezebel Not happy, beh vas y gueule Make her scream decibel Girls say my breath smell But they like me, I can tell Unstoppable French Seamen Came across the ocean gleaming Awash with social demons Making women taste their creaming Black and white stripes It's the type who like fights Stab you with a baguette Walk away with no regret Lord Save me Where is my baby Save my lady From the French navy I spit in your general direction If you have no objection I shit on your collection Of beef steak and gravy You people are fucking crazy No sun on your beaches I come to tame your bitches with riches Causing commotion Cussing crossing every ocean As they put the wheels in motion Making milky magic potion Like Asterix and Obelix Dastard mix to catch the chics Master Dicks gotta bag of tricks Attack the Picts with faster ships Lord Save me Where is my baby Save my lady From the French navy Lord Save me Where is my baby Save my lady From the French navy Looking for the young ones Destroy their onions It's a Froggy vengeance Do what they dont want French hospitality Take you to my bed Then off with your head Dont like it when the Rosbif come into my village I piss in their coffee and I spit in their visage Ask me for directions, I say I no understand Turn your ass around and Go back to your Angle land So come on people sober up You people hold a shoulder shrug Your welfare system doled it up Now your young play hold 'em up Your immigrants are residents French by all evidence People are all dissidents Dont listen to the president Water is for rabbits Y'all got alcoholic habits When the shit really happens Go to church on the sabbath I'll go home for a cuppa And a fish n chip supper You might here me mutter You Froggy Muthafuckas Lord Save me Where is my baby Save my lady From the French navyLord Save me Where is my baby Save my lady From the French navy