Tell me is love an urban legend Or some test of continuing education Buy your answers from some guy named Pinky In a darkened alley½ way to NoHo I am Looking for the perfect snowcone Holding one end of a wishbone Calling G-d on a cell phone CHORUS: Carnival Junkie In love with the freak Don't wanna be figured out Don't analyze me This is not a head This is not a heart Just a soul Too funky for your mother Passed out in the fountain with the pennies Of somebody elses fortune Fortunately for you I buy my time pacifying everyone but me What makes me happy? Leap year and black jack I am Needing more than food and water A man to be his daughter A reason I should bother REPEAT CHORUS There's a tiger in my bedroom There's a fire in my front yard Fat little egos on the TV Nielson rating my moon beams Ya better leave before you beg I see that tail between your legs Its not my fault I made you blush Its all those carnivals you have crushed. I am Needing more than food and water A man to be his daughter A reason I should bother I am Looking for the perfect snowcone Holding one end of a wishbone Calling G-d on a cell phone DOUBLE CHORUS