Second hand girlfriend Garage sale special Good at what she does And what she does is do the one That rocks her world A Midwest apple Fallen from a tree Load it up with honey Give it up for money She's another drama queen She hides the scar across her face But Daddy's memory has a place She threw his ashes out to sea Gonna write a letter send it home Joei hit the big time on her own She's in L.A. weekly She's gotta 1-900 phone Oh yeah, Joei hit he big time on her own Somebody stole the baggage Off the back of her truck Joei doesn't mind Says it's just a sign We oughta lighten up Her mama left when she was two Says ya gotta do what ya gotta do When the damage is already done Gonna write a letter send it home Joei hit the big time on her own She just got a billboard Are they real or silicone Don't care, 'cause Joei hit the big time on her own (Instrumental) Gonna write a letter send it home Joei hit the big time on her own Gonna cast a shadow on a glorified headstone That reads "Joei hit the big time on her own..."