Traded in his woody On a four by four Threw his Okanuis in a bag For the second-hand store Got a four-wheel drive With a cruise control He's a pirate of the highway With a silicone soul He had a mop-top Now, he got a laptop Laptop He used to ride a Malibu And everyone said, "Look at him go" Now he's on the net Everyone says, "Watch him grow" He can get to Surf City on the internet Ooh, but he never gets wet He had a mop-top Now, he got a laptop Laptop He had a mop-top Now, he got a laptop Let's stop Traded in his woody On a four by four He threw his Okanuis in a bag For the second-hand store He can get to Surf City on the internet Ooh, but he never gets wet Surfer Joe Watch him grow Surfer Joe Watch him grow