Bought a Hemi Pacer in '74 It's got bananas in the gearbox Rust in every door Reconditioned auto-missioned Drinks a gallon every mile It looks good from a distance But it's got a rusted dial Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird He'll drive you up the wall or any other place Dealer said you got a clean unit boy But he deserves the boot I bought a second-hand Pacer When I should've bought a ute I left it double-parked in a loading zone And now I've parted ways with my mobile home Cruisin in third lookin' for Bird Cruisin in third lookin' for Bird He'll drive you up the wall or any other place Bought a Hemi Pacer It's got bananas in the gearbox and rust in every door Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird He'll drive you up the wall or any other place