They call it chemical travel Because it's fairly cheap It cuts down on your bus fares And it stops you from going to sleep There's a wire box on my shoulders And it's shaped just like a cube Friends with cakes of Coca Cola Glass keeps gliding through I'm an armchair spaceman With a five dollar ticket in my hand I'm a chemical traveller with the keys To walking when you're sitting down Talking when your mouth is closed Oh There's a Maserati on the wardrobe And it's staring into space The paper walls are crawling And the lino looks like lace I'm an armchair spaceman With a five dollar ticket in my hand I'm a chemical traveller with the keys To walking when you're sitting down Talking when your mouth is closed Woah Woah We can spend Saturday nights at home Without music and afternoons alone Without answering the door or the telephone I get high They call it chemical travel Because it's fairly cheap It cuts down on your bus fares And it stops you from going to sleep I'm an armchair spaceman With a five dollar ticket in my hand I'm a chemical traveller with the keys To walking when you're sitting down Talking when your mouth is closed Oh Oh We can spend Saturday nights at home Without music and afternoons alone Without answering the door or the telephone I get high Oh