You're living with your sugar daddy In a terrace house in Paddy I've been watching you for sometime While I eat my pie at lunchtime I'm just a council worker A lonely Playboy jerker And all I'm doing is wishing A little recognition I wanna be your Spanish gardener I'll seed your garden for free Let me be your Spanish gardener That's all I wanna be, yeah After work at the hotel The boys all laugh at me They know I'm going crazy Over you at number 43 They say that I won't get you 10 bucks says I can They say that you won't look at A dirty council man I wanna be your Spanish gardener I'll seed your garden for free Let me be your Spanish gardener That's all I wanna be, yeah