Me, me, me, me, me, me (me, me, me)
I see the fork getting halfway to your mouth
But it can't get all the way 'cause your heart is spilling out (oh, oh, oh)
Used to have fun, but now you cry into your lunch
Never signed up for the melodrama you've become
These cries for help
The way you wallow, and the way you dwell
I know your baggage way too well
Go throw your laundry onto someone else
Oh, I know you like to sunbathe in my sympathy
And you know I'll always be there for you
But if all we're doing here is therapy
You should know that I've got problems too
I smile and nod and chew my gum
Feel bad for asking, but just this once
Can we talk about...
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, (me, me), me, me, me, me?
Life is a bitch and I see it weighing on you
But I'm not a ditch you can dump your feelings into
So I'm not gonna let you lay down in my lap
If you're going through some shit, that's too bad
But I can't stand your cries for help
The way you wallow, and the way you dwell
I know your baggage way too well
Go throw your laundry onto someone else
Oh, I know you like to sunbathe in my sympathy
And you know I'll always be there for you
Oh, but if all we're doing here is therapy
You should know that I've got problems too
I smile and nod and chew my gum
Feel bad for asking, but just this once
Can we talk about...
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, (me, me), me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, (me, me), me, me, me
Oh, I know you like to sunbathe in my sympathy
And you know I'll always be here for you
Oh, but if all we're doing here is therapy
You should know that I've got problems too
And it's not fun
I've let you talk until my ears go numb
And all your troubles sound so dumb
Feel bad for asking, but just this once
Can we talk about me, me, me?