My friends think I'm a robot
If I'm being honest I got too many friends
They all got a lot of need
Resident therapist I'm losing time to focus on me
I just got my fifteenth call today
'Cause her boyfriend's been kinda mean
Yeah I get it people need people
But they treat me like a machine
Their hearts are broken they need use of
My central processing unit
To give them all their advice
I mean I guess I'll try
My friends think I'm a robot
Worried that I'll get caught
By the government and taken away
They'll do their experiments
Just for the experience
And I'll never be the same
They think I'm a cyborg
Made of wires and cords
And they're getting tangled up day by day
My friends think I'm a robot
Motherboard is overheating and I'm
Running out of storage space
File sizes for their problems are too
Large for me to find a place
Their hearts are broken they need use of
My central processing unit
They don't think I'm being honest
I am just like you I promise
My friends think I'm a robot
Worried that I'll get caught
By the government and taken away
They'll do their experiments
Just for the experience
And I'll never be the same
They think I'm a cyborg
Made of wires and cords
And they're getting tangled up day by day
My friends think I'm a robot
My operating system cannot provide all this wisdom
Got my electronic heartbeat racing
Covered in a silicone casing
My friends think I'm a robot
Worried that I'll get caught
By the government and taken away
They'll do their experiments
Just for the experience
And I'll never be the same
They think I'm a cyborg
Made of wires and cords
And they're getting tangled up day by day
My friends think I'm a robot
I don't know what happened
(Fire though)
But cool