Ladies night and everyone dressed so delicately One by one they go on about the men they see Say they come to them too broken too often and leave so easily One left the bar while she went to the bathroom The other had another all along Says she'll give it a third try And if it's not the real thing she'll stop She wants to know where all the good ones have gone She needs to know where all the good ones have gone And she says she's done with men But she keeps going back to them And I keep it to myself But maybe she should see a lady She should see a lady Why not see a lady She should see a lady And if she wants I will take her out To the aquarium or haunted house And if she wants I will sing for her Just like I did for the girl before And she says she's done with men But she keeps going back to them And I keep it to myself But maybe she should see a lady She should see a lady Why not see a lady She should see a lady Ladies night and everyone dressed so delicately