Nicole would love it here at Bubba's Sulky Lounge
Like walking into an antique store or the attic of grandma's house
More like an emporium or an oddities saloon
Two light up dance floors and mannequins in every room
You'll have the time of your life at Bubba's Sulky Lounge
The drinks are not that good but cheap for a good night out
Among bicycles, an old canoe, a dentist's chair
Who might you happen to run into there
Oh I'll tell you who you'll run into there
An old man in aviators wearing penny loafers too
Your high school guidance counselor
And all your moms old friends from book group
You might even run into someone who used to babysit you
And you're gonna make 'um feel real old
Just to warn you
There's a swingers party in the back room
From meetup.com
Just to warn you
All the girls on the football team have arrived
And they're all looking to get it on
And if you're lucky you'll find
An old lover or maybe five
And if you're lucky they'll fight over you outside
While ya dance with 80 year old Jerry
To Mambo number 5