Woke up this morning
Saw I had ten missed calls
One missing heel
And a worried text from my mom
A sharpie tattoo on my hand
Who the hell's dirty Dan
Let me see how this one ends
Damn I guess we're doin' this again
Somebody told me I danced on the bar
With round after round rackin' up on my card
Next thing you know I was in VIP
Some dude in a suit started sharing his weed
I wish I could take all the credit
But my 90 proof bourbon perspective
Got me again
Off the deep end
Now it's sinkin' in
It was me and my drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin'
A shopping cart parked
Where I normally park my car
And that red bottom heel I was missing
Right there in my yard
And I really wish that I could go ahead and tell you more
But the last thing I remember I was walking out the door
And by the looks of it I had a damn good time
Yeah that sounds about right ...
Somebody told me I danced on the bar
With round after round rackin up on my card
Next thing you know I was in VIP
Some dude in a suit started sharing his weed
I wish I could take all the credit
But my 90 proof bourbon perspective
Got me again
Off the deep end
Now it's sinkin' in
It was me and my drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin'
I wish I could say it was only me
Oh no, no
Cuz Jim beam was totally taking the lead
Cuz Somebody told me I danced on the bar
With round after round rackin up on my card
Next thing you know I was in VIP
Some dude in a suit started sharing his weed
Wish I could take all the credit
But my 90 proof bourbon perspective
Got me again
Off the deep end
Now it's sinkin' in
It was me and my drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin'