Chocolate on my fingers, icing on my lips Sugar diabetes and blubber on my hips I keep the night light burning in the kitchen baby So I can go downstairs and cruise I got them oreo creme sandwich Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues I hide 'em in a cabinet, I keep 'em in a jar For emergency's you know I keep 'em in the Glove compartment of my car And I can't live without 'em They git' me higher than I can get on booze I got them oreo creme sandwich Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues Doctor says I'm crazy You better give 'em up and quick Or you'll be pushing up daisies because Boy you definitely sick I couldn't quit if I wanted to Yeah I don't wanna lose It's them oreo creme sandwich Chocolate cover creme filled cookie Built by Nabisco, ain't no rookie Next best thang to nookie blues