I gotta spend the day at the record store 'Cause it's the only place I can go to ignore what I got And listen to some punk rock I don't have the cash for chemotherapy But I got enough for the HOFX colored EP Oh, yeah! I know one day I'll meet Fatty and we're gonna be bros If I show up to enough Fat Wreck Chords shows And I tell him that I'm dyin' And I'm desperately tryin' To see a dominatrix with reasonable rates Should I fly to Sanctuary or just drive to the Gates in East Oakland I said that's kind of a random thing to say yeah hey He said I'm Bret and I don't have very long There's something very wrong so I thought that you could maybe write a song about me I said seriously? I'm uninsured and it's unstoppable The doctor told me it's inoperable 'cause my GoFundMe page only raised fifty bucks oh, no I think I gotta go He told me that the cancer was in his brain So, I invite him over to do some cocaine with me 'Cause he never tried drugs before I offered him a line, then he said he's not sure I said didn't you just tell me that there isn't a cure So why not try Some ecstasy and coke if you're gonna croak? Some DMT and K will make you feel OK Just for one night, you might feel like everything is gonna be alright Then he texted me every day, until I finally said OK I'll write a song about you being sick But like your life it's gonna end too quick