I hear that you got a lot of secrets (secrets, secrets) So curious what's buried deep, deep down beneath it Comments off the record, record deals in the limelight Got your name in headlines, but my dear, you're in headlights ♪ Cautionary tales locked in jail Knowledge is a weapon like a mace and flail Stationary sales, that's a business fail So better come up with another tell tale Bank account? Zero, better call the mayor And remind him that he owes you just a tiny little favor Whoa-oh-oh, don't you make that mistake I'll press the key, and you're done today ♪ (E-e-e-error)