I couldn't help myself
I know it wasn't it right
When I think about it know
This far into my life
I wonder what I need to do
To ask for a rewrite
I am ashamed to
Tell you all about
How I got this far
On a five finger discount
I've tried to black it out
But it's there on my account
Will there be hell to pay for my five finger discount
It was a different time
Unlike today
When I think about it now
There's not much I can say
To paint it in another light
And pretend it was okay
I am ashamed to
Tell you all about
How I got this far
On a five finger discount
I've tried to black it out
But it's there on my account
Will there be hell to pay for my five finger discount
Can I blame it on my youth
Is that a valid excuse
Does time absolve me of this crime
'Cause the years have come and gone and passed
And it never left my mind
I am ashamed to
Tell you all about
How I got this far
On a five finger discount
I've tried to black it out
But it's there on my account
Will there be hell to pay for my five finger discount
I am ashamed to tell you about
How I got this far on a five finger discount
I tried to, I tried to black it out
Will there be hell to pay for my five finger discount