I wish someone would cheat on me
So i'd get to use my new diary
Still laying' in a paper bag
Quite a boring year i've had
It's like one of those episodes
You know they only made to stay afloat
And i'm sick of all my clothes
Things are just so fucking slow
I'm too bored can someone mess my life up
Oh ah wouldn't it be dreamy?
Crying 'bout boys, complaining to the ceiling
It'd be fun
For a little bit
My god
Wish i'd feel like
Oh ah
Things are way too easy
I wanna break up for no apparent reason
It'd be fun
For a little bit
My god
Wish i'd feel like shit
I wish someone would steal my keys
My wallet and my phone and my ID
Could pretend i'm someone else
Someone with unstable friends
Working every day of the week
Nothing like reality tv
I just wanna be like Kim
Make drama out of anything and everything
I'm too bored
Can someone fuck my life up?
Oh ah wouldn't it be dreamy?
Crying 'bout boys, complaining to the ceiling
It'd be fun for a little bit
My god
Wish i'd feel like
Oh ah
Things are way too easy
I wanna break up for no apparent reason it'd be fun
For a little bit
My god
Wish i'd feel like shit
I just wanna
Crash a car
Max out my card
Ride the bus too far
Passed out
Yeah, i just wanna feel like
I just wanna feel like
Like i wanna
Trash my house
Glass flying out of
The windows, wow
Smashed out
Yeah, i just wanna feel like
I just wanna feel like
Oh ah wouldn't it be dreamy?
Crying 'bout boys, complaining to the ceiling
It'd be fun for a little bit
My god wish i'd feel like shit