Charlie severs ties completely Leaps and lands at university Right on time Charlie, sick and tired of dichotomy Picking up a new course ever-promptly So I've heard Charlie say "I know the feeling It never lasts" and "I still can't decide Who to be" Charlie, shimmering and adorably Narrates nights of astrology Oh dress up and ready your disguise We're going out tonight! Natural follicles insurrecting blonde dye It's diabolical that one must choose Who am I to decide I'd like To be? Charlie, falling down the hill that he was coming over She'll be here soon Unless she has a problem with her bike Which she might